( desperate would suit better i think @_@ )
it was a few months ago news, but i still found it to be interesting,,,, XD
and sorry for not posting it at that very moment when the news is still hot, too busy with something elses,,,,
( another unreasonable excuses of mine ~ )
you remember 08/08/08 ??
it was Beijing Olympics you guys,,,,
( i bet no one remembers,,,,, )
well, at that time in Hong Kong
Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night.
The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.
The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself.
However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole ( HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA........................ )
When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.
When the doctors arrived on the scene, they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood
but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.
( another HAHA !!! LOL )
after 4 painful hours later, the doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.
Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.
so for the guys,,,,
did you learn your lesson from this story ?
alcohol + do not have a girlfriend + steel bench = disastrous
it shows how stupid and desperate people can be @_@
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