Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Kill the rat game,,,



any of u remember this mouse ?

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yes, he is the main character from "ratatouille"

a rat who can cook superbly,,,,

and loved by kids and adults
( one of my friend is a big fan of this rat )

and talking about rat,,,

is there any of u has a facebook account ?

if you do,

you can check one game provided in facebook

called " Mouse Hunt "

basically, its about you as a "rat hunter" killing as many rats as possible

such as this :


so, anyone interested to kill those rat ?

well, if you guys found that it is to boring to kill a fake imaginary rat,

join the real rat hunt in Bangladesh...

this event is held by Agriculture Department to get rid the rat which responsible for the loss of about 10% of the country’s crops.

and, that is a terrible figure for a region of the world where people starve and die in the public streets.

so hunting those rat is no funny joke for Bangladeshi,,,





especially for Binoy Kumar Karmakara

It took him one year to perform the daunting task and he used traps, poison and flooding to capture the animals.

and he himself, succeed to killed 39,650 rodents !!!!!!

and has been crowned as a rat-killing champion
( its kindda funny to have that kind of title,,, XD )








Monday, April 20, 2009

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A few minutes ago,,,

i just saw one video from youtube which really blown me away,,,,,,

it was Britain got talents...

Last week, the whole internet network is shocked by Susan Boyle when she sang I dreamed the dream or Les Miserables

but, there is also one group of contestant which i found to be really-really cute, adorable, yet amazing.........

it was Good Evans performance,,, they sang Michael Jackson's song - I'll be there

so, i thought that i wanted to share it with you guys,,,

but unfortunately, youtube is disabling the embeed features ( bohoooo..... !!! )

so here is the link :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjm2i37xSM8 or click here

enjoy~

humps,,,,,,,,, humps,,,,,,,,

i got one very interesting news on how stupid human can be,,,,,
( desperate would suit better i think @_@ )

it was a few months ago news, but i still found it to be interesting,,,, XD

and sorry for not posting it at that very moment when the news is still hot, too busy with something elses,,,,
( another unreasonable excuses of mine ~ )

you remember 08/08/08 ??

it was Beijing Olympics you guys,,,,
( i bet no one remembers,,,,, )

well, at that time in Hong Kong

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night.

The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself.

However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole ( HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA........................ )





When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.

When the doctors arrived on the scene, they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood

but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.

( another HAHA !!! LOL )

after 4 painful hours later, the doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.

Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.





so for the guys,,,,

did you learn your lesson from this story ?

alcohol + do not have a girlfriend + steel bench = disastrous


it would be funny tho, to found another similar story to this,,,,
it shows how stupid and desperate people can be @_@

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Human < Animal ???

Who wants to have an animal ??

most people will instantly raise their hand and loudly say,,,,

I DO !!!! I DO !!!!

but, if you asked,,, who wants to have a children ?

people will think for a minute first,,, and some say yes,,,,, and some say no....


Funny isnt it ? the demand for pets is actually bigger than a child !!!!!

and the other funny thing is that,,,

most pets are living a better life than human,,,

fed a better food, got a nice shelter, got a love, care and attention from its owner, etc....

and in Japan,,,,

Children formed 13.5 percent of the aggregate population, making Japan the country with the lowest percentage of children among 31 major countries.

Their proportion of the total population fell from 13.6 percent last 2 years, registering a drop for the 34th year in a row, the report showed.

and the shocking fact :

There are significantly more dogs and cats in this country (12.5 million dogs plus 10.2 million cats as of 2007; 22.7 million altogether) than there are children under 15 (17.65 million as of 2005).


funny aint it ?

how animal is wanted more than a kids ??


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now how bout u guys ??

which one you choose ??


OR



ANSWER ME !!!!!!


LOL,,, joking k ?? ^^

Sunday, April 12, 2009

review of the month

Its almost a year since I started this blog,,,

Its been quite interesting journey,,,

I see how my blog progress,,, little by little,,,

getting more and more loyal readers who bookmarked my blog,,,

keep visiting it to see is there any new post or not...


and thanks to you,,,

my small little blog turns into quite popular blog

and here comes the review,,,

UNITED STATES61.4%
MALAYSIA17.8%
UNITED KINGDOM6.2%
INDONESIA5.8%
CANADA3.1%
AUSTRALIA1.6%
NORWAY1.2%
GERMANY1%
MEXICO1%
FRANCE1%


still,,,, US reader dominate the market

and for the past 1 month,, I got more than 1000 views on my blog...

FOR THE FIRST TIME !!!

WOHOOOO !!!!!!

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thx very very much gurl / guys,,

appreciate it,,,

keep visiting my blog k ?


sincerely,
joE

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Hot to tie ?

Well,
last week, one of my my lecturer informed me that for my presentation, I will need to wear a formal suit with a tie,,,,
( its an assignment )

GOSH !!!! such hassle for small assignment,,,,,,,,,, =,=

so,,, i check my drawer / cupboard / wardrobe...

and i found out that I dont have a tie !!!!

so,,, i went out with my friends to a mall to get one...

so, after i look the tie around, I found one nice looking tie in G2000 that suit with my shirt....

so, i wanted to try it,,,,

and i just realized that,,,,,,,,,,,,,


I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO TIE A TIE !!!!

haha....

its all because i never tried hard enough to learn how to tie a tie before...

and always asked somebody else to tied the tie for me...

LOL .... XD

well, enough with the awkward moment,,,

so, i looked up in the internet on how to tie a tie,,,

and thankfully, there are many instruction on how to tie a tie....

and thanks to that, i managed to tie my tie by myself now,,

LOL

so, for my reader who doesnt know how to tie a tie,,,

lemme teach you,,,
( pretend to be the master of it,,, LOL )

here is the way :


( clickable to show bigger pic )


now my student,,, have you learn it well ??

MUAHAHAHAHA..........

Monday, April 6, 2009

Such uniqueness~

I have 10 website name,,,,

which,,, you can say,,,,

a bit deceiving from its name...

something which make you thought "oooooohhhhhhhhhh....."

after realizing the real meaning behind this website.

here goes :

1. Whore Presents - www.whorepresents.com

2. Speedo fart - www.speedofart.com

3. Expert Sex Change - www.expertsexchange.com

4. Molestation Nursery - www.molestationnursery.com

5. The Rapist Finder - www.therapistfinder.com

6. Power Genitalia - www.powergenitalia.com

7. When I Pee - www.whenipee.com

8. Cumming First - www.cummingfirst.com

9. Got a hoe - www.gotahoe.com

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and here comes the best

10. Penis Land - www.penisland.net

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to understand what I meant,,,

I need you people to open that website above !!!

and after you opened it...

you will say a loooong......

" OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH............. "


and,,,

IF you people still dont understand even after you open the website,

just tell me in the comment section,

i might give a clue or two... ^^



have fun ~


and btw,,, here is some souvenir for those who dont understand what i meant,,





( this video is a bit vulgar,,,, not for kids !!! ,,, )
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