Monday, August 11, 2008

POLO is getting thirsty,,,,,

well,,,,
ive just noticed something yesterday when i went to Dataran Pahlawan Mall in Melaka- Malaysia,,,

they open one store called Polo Haus,,,


and i was like,,,, Is it for real ??

because i think the proper name for the store should be Polo House,,, not Polo Haus,,,,
some more, in Indonesian language, "haus" means thirsty,,

so, if Polo Haus is translated into indonesian, its going to be : Thirsty Polo,,, @_@

and "haus" is also not an english word,,, ( i do look up at the dictionary )

so ? is it a wrong english ? or mistake made by the company, or what ?

so, anyone of you who thinks that you know the answer please do post the answer at the comment section.
and if you answer it correctly, i will promote you at my blog for,,, ermm,,,, till my next post released i think,, hahaha~ ( and im serious bout that !!! do i know the correct answer ? well,,, i think i do. mbauhahaha~ )

well,,,, forgot bout the Polo for a moment,,, i also found something more interesting when i do my shopping at Carrefour.





WTF ?? there is a PINK BRA,,, and some Lipton Tea at Carbonated drinks section !!

lipton ice tea :
well, it is quite normal,,, because people might choose pepsi and other carbonated drinks rather than tea, so the buyer just put the tea at that carbonated section, and take the other drinks.

but BRA !?!?!?!?!?

I just cant see the clear picture how it gets there !!!

so, again,,,,, please post your story on how the bra gets there at comment section, and the best story,,, i will post it as a new post next time tittled "how a bra goes to the carbonated drinks section" hahaha~


have fun on making story guys,,,

and say,,,
if my blog isnt that popular,,,, i think i will just skip the little competition of mine T_T
and sobbing at the corner of my room,, =,=

ciao~

p.s " just a reminder that all the pic above,,,
you can click it to see the full size image

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

botox, hair dye and sex are essential

most of us do heard the word "stress" quite a lot,,,
especially from a students and elderly or business / carrier people.

some people can hide their stress pretty well, and some dont....

and even more worse,,,

there are people who just dont know how to deal with those problems.

like this one :
( you can click the pic to see the full size image )
p.s : there are 2 opinions about the picture above.
the 1st said that he dont know how to deal with the stress, and the 2nd said that he just run out of botox and dye hair. LOLz

and here is the one that knows how to handle the things pretty well,,,,

any idea what is this guys ?

yes !!!! its somehow true,,,

its a picture of porn ads,,

his name is Shigeo Tokuda ( screen name ), a 74 years old porn star !!!!

and a FAMOUS ONE !!!! ~

but what is interesting is that he has appeared in about 350 films over the past 14 years, and his wife have no idea with his doing !!!

i really was OMG !!! just cant seems to be understand the taste of japanese people @_@
not this one~

and here is a short video bout him and his career :



and it seems that he's healthier that he used to be before acting in porn movie.

so, can we conclude that the best effective way to handle stress is using botox, hair dye, and of course,, SEX !!~

cheers guys~




Wednesday, July 30, 2008

SMILING ?

Well, everyone knows that smiling is good for ur health right ?
it can make you happy and stuffs,,,,

but the case is,,,

SOME PEOPLE CAN'T EVEN SMILE PROPERLY !!!

i was like WTF ??

is it really true ? how hard it is to smile ? i can smile wherever and whenever ( as long im not in a bad mood tho~ )
i can say 1/2 of my 24 hours day, I spend it with smile or laugh,,, ( well sorry for those who have a sorrowful, gloomy, scary, etc day )

and i even heard that there is an institution teaching you HOW TO SMILE !!!!

at 1st, i didnt really believe in it,,,, but its TRUE !!!

coz i have friend who can hardly smile nicely @_@ and i wont say his/her name concerning privacy matter.
he/she said that it is hard to make a nice smile like you do,,,

hmmm,,,, is it ?
so, i looked up some info from the internet on how to smile nicely so that you will look photogenic,,

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Things You’ll Need:

  • Digital camera to view progress
  • Friend to snap shots
Step1
Face the camera. Rotate your body slightly while keeping your head straight toward the lens. Position one food behind and slightly diagonal to the front foot. Stand up straight and keep your arms relaxed and at your sides. This length and rotation shapes a nice silhouette for a woman. Men may want to face the camera head on with their whole body when being photographed.
Step2
Make eye contact with the lens. Try to project some intensity, and focus on one spot so as not to look dazed. Too much intensity, however, will communicate a stiff demeanor.
Step3
Begin by smiling as naturally as possible, but make the following facial adjustments to shape the lower part of your face. Flex the muscles below the lips slightly to widen your smile and tighten your otherwise slack chin. Smile through your cheekbones, but widen the eyes simultaneously so that you avoid squinting.
Step4
Lengthen your neck and stick out your chin slightly. Imagine there is a “C” running from your chin and jaw line down through the hollow at the base of your neck. This image will keep you from haphazardly loosening your chi, which creates the dreaded double-chin effect.
Step5
Think of something pleasant or enjoyable when you smile for the camera. When the camera clicks, you want to appear earnestly happy.

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and if it is necessary,,,,, you can buy this product :

The Beauty Smile Trainer is basically a mouthpiece, but it's designed specifically to make your smile wider and more amicable than the one you already have. It's even endorsed by a cosmetic dentist (the woman on the top left.) In addition to improving your smile, the product promises to reduce facial sagging, making your countenance more firm and petite.

p.s : now i thnk we can conclude that Japanese has a lil bit problems on how to smile isnt it ?
class to smile, and tools to make you smile better @_@


and after a while of practices,,,

b4 practices:


after practices,,,,



1st and 2nd try



3rd and 4th try


errrmmm,,, well, nevertheless with the result after smiling practices, lets try our best to smile to cheer up the world, and make a happy mood surrounds us.

HAPPY SMILING DAY !!!

p.s : all the picture above are original and not edited in any way

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