2 horny grandpas with 1 horny grandma,,,,, o.O

In the midst of busy live as a student,,, its amazing i still have the time to write this blog.

i will be having two final exam tomorrow, and yet, i havent finish studying even one subject....

HORRAY !!!!

well,,, goes back to topic,,,

its just some information that i recently got,,,

about horny grandpas and horny grandma.

and yes,,, it does weird,,,,

but, worry not, its not that kind of thing,,,,,, its SFW ( safe for work )

its about an old people that for some reason, somehow,,, grow horn on their head,,, ~_~

but, if you really want to know THE REAL HORNY GRANDPA.....
you can refer to my previous post here ( he is a porn star >,< )

enough with the distraction,

I introduce you to the 1st grandpa....

11/13/2007.
Ma Zhong Nan, a 93-year-old man living in a small village in China, recounts how a horn began to sprout on his head five years ago.

Ma was combing his hair one day and carelessly injured his scalp. Because it was just a small wound, he did not pay much attention to it. Little did he expect that a thick, hard substance started to grow on his head >.<"


source : here

now, here comes the 2nd grandpa :

Feb 13, 2007, Yemen. Saleh Talib Saleh used to dream that he would grow horns on his head. He dismissed them as mere fancy at first, but then, at the ripe old age of 78, a horn did indeed begin to grow on the left side of his head, astonishing his fellow villagers.

Saleh, a resident of A’dban district of the Shabwa governorate, claims that the horn started growing over 25 years ago. He has no explanation as to how the horn developed or why. However, a large medical team at the Aden Specialized Hospital believe that the horn was caused by multiplying layers of hardened, dried skin on Saleh’s head.

Eventually these layers piled up enough to become a horn. Saleh, 102, spoke to the Yemen Observer about the astonishing experience of growing horns on his head, beginning at the age of 77. The first, he said, began growing some 25 years ago, and kept growing until it reached a length of half a meter. But that horn broke off one day last year. Eight days later, another horn started growing in the same spot as the first one. This horn is currently still growing on the left side of his head.

source : here

here comes the granny :

Granny Zhao ( 95 years old ) — as she is formerly known — is an elderly lady from Zhanjiang who sports her own horn. According to her family, the horn appeared approximately 3 years ago as just a tiny mole; but unlike a mole, it never stopped growing.

It now juts out from the middle of her forehead, which in turn has affected her vision: “It causes me no discomfort, but blocks part of my view.”

and it was said that the length of her horn is approx. 15 cm ~_~

source : here

the the similarities is that they are OLD !!!

so,,, the conclusion is that,,,

do not get OLD if you do not want to have a horn growing on your head ???

How magnificent plasic surgery is,,,

Enjoy the show

p.s : those people in that slide all are Korean actrees / actor and singer
XD

OMG !!! u have a weird fetish !!!

Just now, when i checked my account's analytic, i found something really really wierd....

In my account's analytic, there is one feature called "keywords"

This feature allows me to see what people type in google search, but of course only limited to the words that redirected to my blog only.

and for today, what people type in google that redirected to my blog were :

i was like,,,,,,,,

totally speechless !!!!

there is someone who wants to see or perhaps watch Susan Boyle having an orgasm !!!!

dude,,, seriously,,,,,,

wait wait,,,,,,

or,,,, maybe a girl ??? hmmm,,,,,

either way,,, it just feels so WRONG !!!!

( but it was sort of funny tho~ not funny as in funny,,, like creepy funny,,,, XD )

i mean,,, just imagine,,,,

you want a piece of this ??

9 people dead, 50 injured,,,, FCK TERRORIST !!!

I was so shock hearing the news that there is another bombing in Indonesia this morning in Jakarta

the bombing occurred at 7:45 am and 7:47 am to be exact...

In JW Marriot and Ritz Carlton hotel,,, both 5 stars hotel....

RIP to those who passed away, and my deepest condolence to those who were left behind.

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" The explosions struck the Ritz-Carlton's Airlangga restaurant and the basement of the Marriott, which was also the target of a bomb attack in 2003 that killed 12 people. That blast was blamed on Jemaah Islamiyah.

The Marriott quickly became a prominent symbol of the U.S. presence in Jakarta after it opened in September 2001. The five-star hotel has been a frequent setting for official American events, including the U.S. Embassy's Independence Day celebrations in recent years.

Witnesses said they heard a loud explosion at the Marriott, followed shortly by a blast at the Ritz. "There were bodies on the ground. One of them had no stomach," one witness told the Associated Press. "It was terrible."

Security Minister Widodo Adi Sucipto told reporters at the scene that the hotel blasts occurred at 7:45 a.m. and 7:47 a.m. and that "high explosives were used." He said at least nine people were killed and 50 injured.

"This destroys our conducive situation," Sucipto said.

While information about the victims was scarce, authorities said a New Zealander was believed to have been killed. Thirteen other foreigners were among the injured, they said.

Indonesian officials have waged a war against terrorist assaults, and officials say it has been three years since the last major attack.

Government spokesman Dino Patti Djalal told CNN that officials would determine who caused the attacks.

"This is a blow to us," Djalal said. "The president has built his reputation on . . . anti-terrorism policies. Make no mistake, he will hunt whoever is behind this."

*quoted from Los Angeles Times
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/world/la-fg-jakarta17-2009jul17,0,1187847.story
or click here
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But thanks to the police for their quick responses, and their capability in handling situation,

another bombing could be avoided, right after the bombing they were doing a throughout search for the area surrounds it.

and thanks to that, they found an unexploded bomb was found in a room of the JW Marriott hotel .

Presidential advisor Djali Yusuf told AFP the bomb was found and defused as police searched the luxury hotel following the bombing in its basement, which killed six people earlier in the morning.

* a bit of facts :
The Manchester United soccer team was scheduled to check in to the Ritz on Saturday, the Indonesian Football Assn.

if,,, they come to Ritz this friday morning,,, dunnow what would happened to them,,

lucky bastard e,,,, LOL

but i think their schedule to Indonesia would be postponed due to this accident ~_~
a sad news to MU fans

humps,,,,,,,,, humps,,,,,,,,

i got one very interesting news on how stupid human can be,,,,,
( desperate would suit better i think @_@ )

it was a few months ago news, but i still found it to be interesting,,,, XD

and sorry for not posting it at that very moment when the news is still hot, too busy with something elses,,,,
( another unreasonable excuses of mine ~ )

you remember 08/08/08 ??

it was Beijing Olympics you guys,,,,
( i bet no one remembers,,,,, )

well, at that time in Hong Kong

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night.

The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself.

However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole ( HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA........................ )

When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.

When the doctors arrived on the scene, they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood

but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.

( another HAHA !!! LOL )

after 4 painful hours later, the doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.

Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.

so for the guys,,,,

did you learn your lesson from this story ?

alcohol + do not have a girlfriend + steel bench = disastrous

it would be funny tho, to found another similar story to this,,,,
it shows how stupid and desperate people can be @_@

OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!! 5 foot !!!!

Last week, India celebrated Holi or mostly known as the festival of colours.

it's a Hindu spring fest observed in India, Nepal, and countries with large Hindu diaspora.

p.s : In West Bengal of India it is known as Dolyatra (Doljatra) or Boshonto Utsav ("spring festival").

Holi is celebrated on the full moon day in the month of Phalugna or Falguna (Phalgun Purnima), which usually falls in the later part of February or March.

But, they lit a bonfire the day before, also known as Holika Dahan (death of Holika) or Chhoti Holi (little Holi). The bonfires are lit in memory of the miraculous escape that young Prahlad had when Demoness rHolika, sister of Hiranyakashipu, carried him into the fire. Holika was burnt but Prahlad, a staunch devotee of Lord Vishnu, escaped without any injuries due to his unshakable devotion. Holika Dahan is referred to as Kama Dahanam in Andhra Pradesh.

The main day, Holi, also known as Dhulheti, Dhulandi or Dhulendi, is celebrated by people throwing coloured powder and coloured water at each other.

and at that time, , a 6 year-old boy, Mihir Kumar climbed up on a construction site’s roof to get a better view and watch the celebration.

little he know, how dangerous it is...

and being careless as a kid,

he lost his footing and fell from the roof

landing on a 5 food iron bar

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and sadly....

pierce his stomach...


( click for bigger view )

p.s : the iron bar seems to be rusty !!!!!

and he was send ASAP to the nearest hospital

and miraculously,,, he was saved !!!!

Doctors said it was a miracle that no critical organs were damaged and the boy was lucky to be alive. ( HELL YEAH !!!! )

and i believe that, for the next celebration, he will never dare to climb up to the roof again.

and for parents and soon to be parents out there, watch your kids ok ?

p.s : long time ago, I also ever experienced the same thing like that kid, but mine isnt as bad as that kid
it was when i climbed an iron fence in front of my store when i was a kid, and clumsy me,,, i lost my footing and fell
and it stabbed my arm and went in for a few cm @_@ thankfully, i still have my arm
and i still leave a scar on my arm until now... HA HA !!!

CREEPY STORY !!!!

Have you guys ever heard of ghost marriage ?

its a marriage in which one or both parties are deceased / passed away.

and this ritual, is practiced around the globe.

from Sudan, India, France, and China.

and since this ritual is exist for a long time ago until today,,, there are few creepy story about it.

and please stop reading if you are not brave enough, because it is one of the creepiest story that you will ever read in your live.

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see this picture :

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/7426/seremot9sq8.jpg

and the picture isnt a FAKE / edited by photoshop or any other software

It belonged to the 1920s, a village in China. The girl was only 17. She came from a well off family, and with the power of money, she managed to get the boy of her dreams.

He was 19, and was quite popular among the girls given with his good looking face.

They were engaged, but the marriage wasn't consummated, or rather, the official wedding rituals were not performed yet, and the girl died from a high fever in 1922.

The boy had no wish to go through the traditional wedding rites for the dead, and he decided to run away and join the army.

But as mentioned, the girl came from a rich and powerful family, and her family members managed to get him back, and the boy was forced to attend the wedding rites with the dead girl.

The photo was taken in the early evening, when she was already dead for 6
days.

They had to prop her body up with a wooden plank, so as to hold her up.

Notice that her feet weren't touching the ground fully?

And also, the 2 rows of Chinese characters, one row was carved outwards,
which was said to be meant for the dead.

And the part really creepy is :

They said that if you were to stare at the photo longer, and if the girl were to smile back at you, bad things are said to befall on you.
This was because the boy wasn't willing to go through the rites.

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info on ghost marriage :

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_Ghost_Marriage