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Yesterday,,,
I found one very funny youtube channel, and since then, i was pretty hooked up with this channel...

so i thought that i'll share it with you guys,,,

here is the very 1st video of the particular channel that i saw :

enjoy~

SPERM WHALE !!!!!!!!

Have you seen this picture before ?

i do think most of us knew about this story,,,,

but many people didnt know,,, its a hoax ( SURPRISE !!! )

1. its not a picture of a blue whale ( HAHA !!! ) it is a whale shark !! so its a SHARK !!!
( p.s : blue whale can grow up to 94feet long with 174 ton of weight

2. whale and shark do not have a penis !!! they mate by using their two claspers, a rod like appendages of their pelvic FIN.
here is the pic if u interested : here

3. the penis of a blue whale can measure up to 16 feet ( 4.87 metre ) long and its testicles weigh in at around 25 pounds ( 11.33 kg ) apiece, however it's absurd to imagine that a blue whale, or any other creature on earth, could produce 400 gallons of seminal fluid, or even one-tenth that amount, at a time.
(For yet another comparison, I found one source stating that the southern right whale -- which has testicles even larger than the blue whale's, weighing in a half-a-ton apiece -- produces around 5.28 gallons ( 19.98 litre ) of ejaculate in a single mating session.)

4. therefore, the reasons why the sea is salty isnt because of the whale sperm ( LOL )
its because : click HERE
( sorry,,, the reasons why the sea is salty is a bit long, therefore putting a link would be best in my consideration )

talking about funny facts,,,

i found out that there really is an animal that called "SPERM WHALE" !!!!

size comparison to human



species population

some funny facts about this animal :

1. The sperm whale (Physeter macrocephalus or Physeter catodon) is the largest of all toothed whales and largest living toothed animal. The whale was named after the milky-white waxy substance, spermaceti, found in its head and originally mistaken for sperm or semen.
( and why am i not surprise,,, LOL )

2. A bull sperm whale can grow up to 20.5 metres (67 feet) long.
It has a large head that can be up to one-third of the animal's length ( and its the real head,, not the head down there if u get what i mean,, LOL )

3. It also has the largest brain of any animal in the world.

4. The species feeds on squid and fish, diving as deep as 3 kilometres in order to obtain its prey, making it the deepest diving mammal in the world.

5. It is considered the largest living predator and possibly the largest ever

6. The clicking sound which produced by this species is the loudest sound that can be produced by any animal, and the function is yet to be discovered.


information obtain from various source such as wikipedia, wikianswers, urbandlegends, snopes, etc~

THIS WILL NEVER BE HAPPENED ANYMORE !!!

On August 7 , 2009

At 12hr 34 minutes and 56 seconds on the 7th of August this year, the time and date will be

12:34:56 07/08/09

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

This will only happens once in your live !!

so,, what will you do at that one precious second ?

Many people accidentally kills their pet !!!

People love pets,,,

they keep us company,

entertain us when we were bored,,,

etc.

but, most importantly,

they love us unconditionally,

but, there are many people unaware with one fact which may cause the death of their beloved partner(s) ( read : pets )

because :

CHOCOLATE IS POISONOUS !!!!

i was surprise too at the 1st time,,, i didnt believe in it,,,

so, i looked up "wise uncle google" for some information, and i found out that,,

it is true !!!

It turns out that, for dogs and cats, a chemical in chocolate called Theobromine is the source of the problem.

"Theobromine" is toxic to a dog when it ingests between 100 and 150 milligrams per kilogram of body weight.

You'll notice if they've had too much. Aside from the crying / whining, it will be vomiting and having a diarrhea. If you notice these symptoms you should have your animal checked out immediately. Your dog will probably not die from these symptoms since they are just warning signs.

The concern comes from the dog's heart, especially if it is an older dog. The dogs heart my beat too fast and just give out, that's the real danger. An increased heart rate will probably come after the vomiting and diarrhea, when more Theobromine has had a chance to be absorbed into the blood steam.

Other signs to watch for are increased urination (another method the body will use to purge itself of something), muscle twitching, and excessive panting. Chocolate could kill your dog, cause seizures or put it in a coma, so be careful.

Different types of chocolate contain different amounts of Theobromine: It would take 20 ounces of milk chocolate to kill a 20-pound dog/cat, but only 2 ounces of baker's chocolate or 6 ounces of semisweet chocolate.

so for the pet lovers out there,, be extra careful !!!

Especially to dog's owner, because chocolate tastes really, really, really good to dogs. And you know what dog might do to get something what he/she likes.

For cat's owner, you wouldnt need to worry that much, because cat doesnt have a sweet receptor on its tongue, so cat isnt a big fan of chocolate.

so,,,, DON'T YOU EVER FEED YOUR PET(S) A CHOCOLATE !!!

and here is another food which poisonous to dogs :

- Alcoholic beverages
- Avocado
- Chocolate (all forms)
- Coffee (all forms)
- Fatty foods
- Macadamia nuts
- Moldy or spoiled foods
- Onions, onion powder
- Raisins and grapes
- Salt
- Yeast dough
- Garlic
- Products sweetened with xylitol

and the list for cat can be found in here - http://www.peteducation.com/category.cfm?c=1+1418

( the list for cat is too long, therefore i decide just to put a link instead )

source :

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theobromine

http://www.askipedia.com/askipedia-article-016001-273.htm

http://animals.howstuffworks.com/pets/question348.htm

http://www.vetinfo.com/dtoxin.html

http://www.peteducation.com/category.cfm?c=1+1418

p.s : for chocolate lovers out there, chocolate isnt poisonous to human, so dont worry~ LOL

Mathematically : WOMEN = PROBLEM

is that true guys ??

p.s : no offense to all the women out there~
and credit to Mitchell whom i get this equation from

Jalan PUKI ???

i've just received one email from my friend,,,

and it tells a story of a taxi driver and the passenger.

here goes :

Driver : Nak kemana cik ?
( where do you want to go sir ? )

Passenger : Saya nak ke bandar Sunway. Dekat jer, rumah saya kat Jalan Puki Mak U Lah
( I want to go to Sunway city, its close... my house is at Jalan Puki Mak U Lah )

Driver : Cik, kita ni orang melayu. Tak boleh ke gunakan bahasa yang lebih sopan ?
( Sir, we are melayu people. Can't you speak politely ? )

Passenger : Nak sopan macam mana lagi bang. Dah memang itu nama jalannya.
( How can i be more polite than that,, that really is the name of the street )


p.s :
puki in melayu / indonesian = vagina
mak = mom / mother
u = you
lah = suffix
so, the name of the street is " Your Mom's vagina street", thats why the driver ask the passenger to speak politely...
LOL


at 1st, i thought that it was some kind of dirty joke which is something imaginative,,,
but after i saw this pic,,, i dunnow what to say anymore... @_@