2 horny grandpas with 1 horny grandma,,,,, o.O

In the midst of busy live as a student,,, its amazing i still have the time to write this blog.

i will be having two final exam tomorrow, and yet, i havent finish studying even one subject....

HORRAY !!!!

well,,, goes back to topic,,,

its just some information that i recently got,,,

about horny grandpas and horny grandma.

and yes,,, it does weird,,,,

but, worry not, its not that kind of thing,,,,,, its SFW ( safe for work )

its about an old people that for some reason, somehow,,, grow horn on their head,,, ~_~

but, if you really want to know THE REAL HORNY GRANDPA.....
you can refer to my previous post here ( he is a porn star >,< )

enough with the distraction,

I introduce you to the 1st grandpa....

11/13/2007.
Ma Zhong Nan, a 93-year-old man living in a small village in China, recounts how a horn began to sprout on his head five years ago.

Ma was combing his hair one day and carelessly injured his scalp. Because it was just a small wound, he did not pay much attention to it. Little did he expect that a thick, hard substance started to grow on his head >.<"


source : here

now, here comes the 2nd grandpa :

Feb 13, 2007, Yemen. Saleh Talib Saleh used to dream that he would grow horns on his head. He dismissed them as mere fancy at first, but then, at the ripe old age of 78, a horn did indeed begin to grow on the left side of his head, astonishing his fellow villagers.

Saleh, a resident of A’dban district of the Shabwa governorate, claims that the horn started growing over 25 years ago. He has no explanation as to how the horn developed or why. However, a large medical team at the Aden Specialized Hospital believe that the horn was caused by multiplying layers of hardened, dried skin on Saleh’s head.

Eventually these layers piled up enough to become a horn. Saleh, 102, spoke to the Yemen Observer about the astonishing experience of growing horns on his head, beginning at the age of 77. The first, he said, began growing some 25 years ago, and kept growing until it reached a length of half a meter. But that horn broke off one day last year. Eight days later, another horn started growing in the same spot as the first one. This horn is currently still growing on the left side of his head.

source : here

here comes the granny :

Granny Zhao ( 95 years old ) — as she is formerly known — is an elderly lady from Zhanjiang who sports her own horn. According to her family, the horn appeared approximately 3 years ago as just a tiny mole; but unlike a mole, it never stopped growing.

It now juts out from the middle of her forehead, which in turn has affected her vision: “It causes me no discomfort, but blocks part of my view.”

and it was said that the length of her horn is approx. 15 cm ~_~

source : here

the the similarities is that they are OLD !!!

so,,, the conclusion is that,,,

do not get OLD if you do not want to have a horn growing on your head ???

Hectic short semester

This semester,,,,, really is one of the busiest short semester EVER !!!

eventhough it's short semester with 3 subjects, accompanied with 1 club activity...

it really is a hectic semester,,,,,

for this semester i'm taking :

Business Taxation - OMG !!! the lecturer for this subject is so NICE in giving tips,,,
she totally tells which topic that might /might not come out in final exam...

but eventhough she did gave the tips,,, it still is very hard to answer the question,,,

taxation is like a combination of accounting + law + math !!!

its HARD !!!

the second subject would be E-Commerce : this subject is not that hard, but the assignment is so d*mn F !!!
in previous semester, the students was required to make a blog and sell some items, and of course with a bit of report, and thats it !! and it was a LONG SEMESTER.

but in this SHORT SEMESTER, since the lecturers likes to "siksa" ( read: TORTURE ) the students, he and she make it even more difficult compared to the last semester.

he and she asking us politely ( HAHA ! ) so that we need to make a blog to put the item for sales, we need to register and put our items on 3rd party selling website such as ebay or some sort, and we also need to have a presentation EVERY week on the progress of the assignment, and we also need to make a report at the end of it.

GEEZ !!! it's SHORT semester some more,,, only 3 months for god sake !!!

and making things even more difficult, they ( read: Lecturer ) set a target for us to sell at least RM 1000,-

and if we didnt achieve the target, they ( read: satan ) will ask us how we can't achieve the targeted sales ? what is the reasons, and we need to defense ourselves.

and the 3rd subject,,, FYP 1 ( Final Year Project ), well, it basically is a dissertation type of project whereby we need to do some research and put it into a paper.
( in Indonesia, we called it skripsi )

meaning that this is some kind of test which will determine your graduation !!!

and meaning, THERE ARE LOTS OF THINGS TO DO !!!

geez,,,, thats how hectic my short semester are......

but amazingly, i still got the time to post some blog entry,,, amazing isnt it ? XD

well,,,
i think thats up for today.

see u later.
joE~

I'm the WORST !!!

Just now, i read my friends' personal blog.

since the blog is a bit personal lets just called her "A" and lets pretend that A is a "she".

she said that she doesn't know what talent she has,

she said that she is not smart either,

she said that she is nothing compared to her friends,

she said that she is suck at her favorite activity,

and the complain goes on,,,

and even last night, there is another friend of mine, let's just called him "B"

he was also complaining that he is not as smart as me,

that he doesn't have the capability to finish the job,

and so on and so forth,,,

and so, i realize that there are many people out there, that they are lower compared to other people,

simply because there are other people who are doing something better compared to them.

I do know that there are lots of people who were like this, even me myself, i do think that way once in a blue moon

but i never thought that, other people, thinking about that occasionally~

so, today, i would like to share a bit motivation and solution to those who think that way.
lets just called it motivation 101, discussing about priority

1st of all, i would like to give you a bit of facts :

The wealth and resources in this world is abundant and a lot,,,

but surprisingly, 99 % of those resources and wealth are owned by 1 % of the world's population.

meaning that,

the remaining 1 % of the resources and wealth are belong to 99% of the world's population.

that is the cruel fact of this world.

and now, the question is :
on which category we belongs to ? the 1% or the 99% ?

so, what makes those people so different ?

some says that they were using black magic !!!
haha~

in my opinion, its just an excuse because they can't accept the fact that there are other people who can achieve more than them,,,
pathetic,,,

well, i believe that all of you knows the answer why can they be that rich,,,

i believe all of you knows the answer to it,,,

one of the reasons is because they knows what is their priority in their live !!!
( p.s : for another post about priorities in my previous post, click here )

they knows what is important for their future and what's not !!!

they knows that, to get something, they need to sacrifice something !!!

they knows that time management is important !!!

so, the questions are :

" What have you done so far ?"

" Have you achieved something ?"

"How long it was ? since you get your last achievement ?"

"What is your priority in your live ?"


Personally, i think My mom is one of the greatest motivator ever !!! she taught me so many things,,,
and she motivated me so many times in so many ways !!!

and one of her word that i always remember is that :
" There is no stupid person in this world" ( especially my son / daughter she said,,, LOL )

and i do think that way too~

i believe that all of you who read this post is not a stupid person.

my university lecturer said that :

all of you can dress yourself

all of you didn't get lost when you go to campus

all of you can eat by yourselves

all of that is the proof that you are not stupid !!! if you are stupid, you wouldn't be able to do all of that things.

similar to my mom's and my lecturer's opinion, i think that we are all clever,,,

but, what makes us difference is that,,,


What have we done to make us closer to our goal ?

How much time we allocate ourselves to achieve the target that we wanted ?

What is the priority of our goal compared to the other activity that we did ?

What hinder us from doing things that may bring us closer to our goal ?

so, for our motivation 101 today is how to choose your priority wisely,,,,

so do take your time to think about the answers of all those questions above,,,



until next time, best regards,
Joenathan. T

Supporting Avvaz !!!

Hi - After thirteen years of detention, Burmese pro democracy hero and Nobel Peace laureate Aung San Suu Kyi has just been condemned to another year and a half on trumped up charges.

I just signed an urgent petition urging the United Nations Security Council to take action to end the Burmese tyranny and hold the regime to account not just for this cruelty, but for all the vicious crimes that they have committed against monks, children and thousands of ethnic minorities. I thought that you would want to join me by calling for a UN Commission of Inquiry and together we can bring justice to Burma!

Click the link to sign the petition and read the email below for more information:

http://www.avaaz.org/en/jail_the_generals/98.php?CLICK_TF_TRACK

Thanks!!

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Dear friends,

Today, the ailing Nobel laureate and democracy icon Aung San Suu Kyi was sentenced to another year and a half in detention by a Burmese kangaroo court.

Suu Kyi's treatment is just the tip of the iceberg of the brutality of the Burmese regime -- spanning 40 years of murder, torture, mass rape, and slave labour.

It's time for the world to put the Burmese generals on trial. Avaaz is launching a call for the UN Security Council to investigate the regime for crimes against humanity -- a judgment of guilt could lead to prosecution of top generals by the International Criminal Court. Click below to join the call and see a mock up of a banner that we plan to drop in front of the UN calling for action:

http://www.avaaz.org/en/jail_the_generals/98.php?CLICK_TF_TRACK

Over the next two months the UK and the US hold the powerful Presidency of the United Nations Security Council - both President Obama and Prime Minister Brown have spoken passionately about Burma, so now is our best chance in years to get the Security Council to act.

But the US, UK and other Council members are still dragging their feet -- concerned about challenging China, a key sponsor of the Burmese regime. If a global outcry demands it, they will try harder to get China to agree, as happened when the Council decided to allow prosecution of another China-sponsored regime in the case of Darfur, Sudan. Already dozens of US and British legislators have joined the call for an inquiry. Let's join them in the demand for an international investigation and prosecution:

http://www.avaaz.org/en/jail_the_generals/98.php?CLICK_TF_TRACK

How magnificent plasic surgery is,,,

Enjoy the show

p.s : those people in that slide all are Korean actrees / actor and singer
XD

How to fill your mayo jar

Yesterday, ive just received an email from my friend about a mayonnaise jar,,,

the main idea is that how you should be able to choose which priority that makes your live will be meaningful and worthed to live on.

here is the story :

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The Mayonnaise Jar

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When things in your life seem , almost too much to handle,
When 24 Hours in a day is not enough,
Remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of coffee.

A professor stood before his philosophy class
And had some items in front of him.
When the class began, wordlessly,
He picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar
and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.

He then asked the students, if the jar was full.
They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured
them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly.
The pebbles rolled into the open Areas between the golf balls.

He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar.
Of course, the sand filled up everything else.
He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous 'yes.'

The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively
filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.

'Now,' said the professor, as the laughter subsided,
'I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life.
The golf balls are the important things - family,
children, health, Friends, and Favorite passions –
Things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, Your life would still be full.

The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, house, and car.

The sand is everything else --The small stuff.

'If you put the sand into the jar first,' He continued,
'there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls.
The same goes for life.

If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff,
You will never have room for the things that are important to you.

So...

Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.
Play With your children.
Take time to get medical checkups.
Take your partner out to dinner.

There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal.

'Take care of the golf balls first --
The things that really matter.
Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.'

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented.

The professor smiled.
'I'm glad you asked'.

It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem,
there's always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend.'

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so, what is your priorities ?

A Pregnant Robot

Medical technology is growing really fast i must say,,,

nowadays, they even has a ROBOT that cost USD $ 20,000 which may help inexperienced doctor to get a real-life birthing experience when the robot goes into labor.

it was cool so far right ?

but try to see the the video :

they even named the robot Noelle !!!! ~_~

it was a lil creepy aint it @_@

but, even more surprising,,, this pregnant robot simulation was invented long ago back to 19th century...

by JAPANESE !!!!

here is the picture :

and they even had an elaborate set of fetus models illustrating seven different stages of growth, from embryo to birth back in 1877





interesting isnt it,,,, ^^~

OMG !!! u have a weird fetish !!!

Just now, when i checked my account's analytic, i found something really really wierd....

In my account's analytic, there is one feature called "keywords"

This feature allows me to see what people type in google search, but of course only limited to the words that redirected to my blog only.

and for today, what people type in google that redirected to my blog were :

i was like,,,,,,,,

totally speechless !!!!

there is someone who wants to see or perhaps watch Susan Boyle having an orgasm !!!!

dude,,, seriously,,,,,,

wait wait,,,,,,

or,,,, maybe a girl ??? hmmm,,,,,

either way,,, it just feels so WRONG !!!!

( but it was sort of funny tho~ not funny as in funny,,, like creepy funny,,,, XD )

i mean,,, just imagine,,,,

you want a piece of this ??

Wild Horses - Susan Boyle

Who doesnt know Susan Boyle ? one of the most popular person on earth now,,,

but, after awhile, her news is unheard,,,

But, a few minutes ago, I've just watched and listened Susan Boyle new single, "Wild Horses" which is a cover from Rolling Stones, and

IT REALLY IS SUPER DUPER AMAZINGLY GOOOOOODDDDD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it actually is a time for me to sleep already, but i really want to share this wonderful song to you guys,,,

so, here it is :

p.s : the album will be release in November 23rd
and you can pre-ordered the album from her website
http://www.susanboylemusic.com

and a little treat for you guys, if you wanted to download the mp3, here it is :

http://rapidshare.com/files/285146952/Wild_Horses_-_Susan_Boyle.mp3

or click here

*no copyright infringement intended, if any part got offended by such acts,

just tell me to remove the link, and i will do so.

Fallen Disney 's Princesses ( Reality is Harsh )

Who hates day dreaming and imagining things ?

thinking about the good things in life,

living a perfect life with happy ending story,

every wishes are fulfilled,

but,

reality is harsh,,,

and this kind of fact was portrayed by Dina Goldstein, a photographer based in Vancouver on her project called "Fallen Princesses"

"These works place Fairy Tale characters in modern day scenarios. In all of the images the Princess is placed in an environment that articulates her conflict. The '...happily ever after' is replaced with a realistic outcome and addresses current issues." by Dina Goldstein

so, here comes reality :






life is suck aint it ?



anybody knows who is this ?



JASMINE ROCKS !!!! XD



I also dont know who is this @_@


LOL,,,, no wonder the wolf is targeting her,,,



OMG !!!! this one is the most "EMO" among all



hmmm,,,, broken heart or prostitution ?? @_@


credit to :

http://www.dinagoldstein.com/

http://www.jpgmag.com/stories/11918

A touching story of the worlds fattest man ( 597 kg !!! )

Have u ever heard about Manuel Uribe ?

well, many of you did, and many didn't...

Manuel Uribe, a man from Monterrey, Nuevo León, Mexico, age 44 is the former record holder for “The Heaviest Man in the World” given by the World Guinness Book of Record.

in 2006, his body is reaching a peak of his body weight, 597 kg / 1,316 lbs, and because of this weight of him, he was unable to walk since 2001, and bed-ridden.

p.s : i was wondering,, what is that bed made of ?? its amazing how it could stand 597 kg of weight,,, bravo bravo !!

and his goal is to be able to walk again, he said in the interview.

Manuel Uribe is beyond the kind of overweight that comes from fast food and lack of exercise. Doctors call it morbid obesity.

According to the National Institutes of Health, obesity means weighing 20 percent or more than your ideal body weight, and it’s a health risk. Morbid obesity is altogether different. Sometimes called “clinically severe obesity,” it means you’re 100 pounds or more over ideal body weight, with a body mass index of 40 or higher.

Uribe doesn’t gain weight like the rest of us. Brain chemistry, genetic mutation, addiction, psychological pain — or an unhappy combination of all of them — makes morbid obesity one of the biggest mysteries of medicine.

Due to this condition, an operation / surgery is something common, or else thing could gone far more worse.

His first surgery is back to 1996 ( Age 31 ) he was undego a Tummy tuck surgery, sloughs off 88.9 kg (196 lb), reducing his weight to 160 kg (350 lb) from 248 kg (546 lb).

Then, condition is becoming worse after the surgery, in 1999 ( Age 34 ), his weight jumped to 502 kg (1,106 lb) in just three years.

And in year 2000, ( Age 35 ) his weight increased to 552 kg (1,218 lb), even though another tummy tuck removed 72 kg (158 lb) of his body weight.

Again, the year 2001, he undergo another surgery to remove 180 lbs of growth tissue from his thighs and pelvic areas.

But making things worse, the surgery was proved to be unsuccessful and Manuel feared that he would not be able to walk again. In addition to his weight problems, his wife of 14 years left him. He continued to over-eat and became depressed and at one point contemplated suicide.

But things began to change after he was noticed by a local journalist, Jose Luis Garcia, who interviewed him and told his story to the world.

and due to this exposed, in January 2006, he was pronounced to be "The World's Heaviest Man" with a weight of 597 kg / 1,316 lbs.

In the interview Manuel asked for someone to help him lose weight. Doctors and dietitians visited him. After much consultation Manuel decided to go on a diet, the Zone diet, rather than undergo more surgery which came with significant risks to his health.

and it was proved to be successful, he managed to reduced his 597 kg (1,316 lb) to 552 kg (1218 lb), due to a diet.

Manuel not only started losing weight on his new diet but he also found love again. He fell in love with Claudia Soli, a wife to his deceased best friend.

And thanks to that, he found another reason for him to be motivated, and gain his confidence back, and good thing that, his love is not one sided.

She loves him back, the way he deserved to be loved.

THATS WHAT WE CALL LOVE BABY !!!!

Fortunately, the love is not based on material or other trivial things, it is a real love.

Just in two years, he managed to loss a huge sum of his body weight thanks to the support of the girlfriend.

• 2007: Age 42: Loses 181 kg (400 lb). Weight plummets down to 381 kg (840 lb).
• 2008: Age 43: Lost a little less than 12 kg (26 lb), now weighing around 369 kg (814 lb).

Could you imagine ?? Losing a weight from 597 kg to 369 kg !!!!

And thanks to the power of love, they were married in Oktober 26, 2008

here is the raw footage ;

here is the link of the wedding story :

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/02/manuel-uribe-worlds-heavi_n_131205.html or simply click here

Even though Manuel is still not able to walk, he has plans to be mobile. He is now having a 1989 Chevrolet Astrovan outfitted specially for him. The minivan is being converted into an open-air, flatbed pickup. Manuel says he will put a bed on the back of the van to drive around town, with his new wife at the wheel.

With his new found lease on life, Manuel now wants to open an auto parts store. He is also making plans to visit the beach soon with his wife. He plans to continue with his diet and exercise and maybe someday he will be able to walk again.

Here is his journey if u interested,,,

p.s : this video below contain explicit image regarding his surgery, so watch at your own risks.

Manuel Uribe sums it up like this :

“I love life , I love God and I have someone to love, Thank God!!”

How bling-bling and out of style Nigga Rapper can be

All the pictures below would explain it all :
p.s : Click the pic for larger size

i just cant comprehend why did they love to wear such blingy getup,,,

for a show off purposed coz they are rich ? or.... ?

i thought that only women would love that sparkly thingy,,,
( and gay men i think,,, )

so,,,

our conclusion for today is,,,

p.s : credit to "static.iftk.com.br" for the pic

BREAST ENHANCING RINGTONE !!!!! =.=

Yesterday i saw one pop-up advertisement in internet which really really surprise me~


here goes :




and i was

WTF !!!!

ARE YOU SERIOUS ???

A BREAST ENHANCEMENT RINGTONE ???

u play ur breast and your ringtone gets bigger ??

ahh,,,,

i mean

you play your ringtone and your breast gets bigger ?

i really am in shock......

i know that it is a lie,,, like the other ads such as radar and x-ray on your cell-phone

but still,,,,

a really big SWT !!!

and dont know why for some reason, they put chinese characters in that ads..

do they target chinese people as their main customer ?? i mean like,,,, why chinese ??
( denial ??,,,, LOL )

i mean seriously,,,

cant you fondle your own breast, or maybe ask your boyfriend to do it so that ur brest will get bigger ?
rather than spending your money to buy those so called "breast enhancing ringtone" ??
( LOL,,, im totally laughing when im typing this sentences )

well,,,
thats my rambling for today,,,

see u soon~

TOMATOES WAR !!!!!

Ever experienced a food war when u were a kid ?

you throw foods and drinks to your friends and family,,, then they throw back at you,,,

and then u had fun while creating a disastrous dirt and humongous task for your mom / maid...

it was fun, isnt it ?

well,,, if you never had that kind of experienced before, and wanted to do that at least once,,,
( like me,,, i never had that kind of experience before,, my parents would kill me if i'm throwing my food, well,,,, typical chinese tho~ LOL )

go to Buñol in the Valencia region of Spain.

More than 40,000 people were having a blast throwing
more than one hundred metric tons of over-ripe tomatoes

it was called La Tomatina festivals, its held on the last Wednesday of August each year.

the rules are pretty simple,

The signal for the beginning of the fight is firing of water cannons, and the chaos begins. Those who partake in this event are strongly encouraged to wear protective goggles and gloves.

In addition, they must squish the tomatoes before throwing for safety precautions. After exactly one hour, the fighting ends when the water cannons are fired once more to signal the end. At this point, no more tomatoes can be thrown.






this is one angry fella,,,, XD


and somehow,,,, in this chaotic event, there are still some people who get a turn on by doing this kind of thing,,,









For the love of GOD,,, PLEASE GET A ROOM !!!!


and, apparently, some people do have another thing to throw other than tomatoes,,,

such as :



did you see the green ball behind that man ??

OMG !!! IT IS A WATERMELON !!!!

anybody that get hit by those watermelon is sure a "lucky" fella,,,,

hahaha~


ahhh,,, btw,,, after seeing those picture,,,

what come across your mind ?

for some reasons,,,

I'm thinking of Spaghetti Bolognaise / Bolognese.

YUM !!