Merry Christmast

Wishing u all readers will have the merriest Christmas this year,,,,,,,

MERRY CHRISTMAS !!!!!!
p.s : that pic above is wallpaper ^^


and btw,,,, i spend my chirstmast eve eating satay celup in capitol,,, XD ehehehe,,,,,,

Acne problem ??

Having a problem with acne ?

tired with your effort ?

are you frustrated that no products are working ?

and you already spend hundreds and thousands of dollar, but still no result ??

and you are still fighting it until today ?

and no treatment is working ?

no need to worry ladies and gentleman !!!!

THE SOLUTION IS HERE !!!

INTRODUCING
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Number One Plus Condom !!!

for your beauty !!!!!!

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hahaha,,,,,,,,,,,,

it sounds weird isnt it ?

but, it is true you know ( SERIOUSLY )

in Cambodia, this condom are popular to cure acne's.

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well, of course not the whole condom

only the lubricant which is used ON YOUR FACE !!!

i quote the news here ok :

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"Number One Plus, a water-based lubricant produced by health organisation Population Services International (PSI), is an excellent cure for acne, 29-year-old vendor Tep Kemyoeurn told news agencies.

"After I used it for three days, all of my acne dried up and went away," she said. "Many people believe in it," she added.

Khen Vanny, 29, from Phnom Penh, said women of all ages have taken to using the lubricant to get rid of spots.

"It is very effective. Some people don't believe in it but people who do really get a good result," she said, adding: "My youngest sister and my aunt use it too."

Another woman told Khmer-language Kampuchea Thmey newspaper that she had used many kinds of medicine to treat acne but none had worked.

"After that my friends, who work at garment factories in Phnom Penh, advised me to apply the lubricant from Number One Plus condoms on my face every night," she told the paper.

"And just within three to four nights, the acne on my face gradually and then totally disappeared," she added.

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and guess what....

it only cost 500 riel or 12 Cent !!!

so,,,,

who wants to put condom in their face ??

LOL

CREEPY STORY !!!!

Have you guys ever heard of ghost marriage ?

its a marriage in which one or both parties are deceased / passed away.

and this ritual, is practiced around the globe.

from Sudan, India, France, and China.

and since this ritual is exist for a long time ago until today,,, there are few creepy story about it.

and please stop reading if you are not brave enough, because it is one of the creepiest story that you will ever read in your live.

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see this picture :

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/7426/seremot9sq8.jpg

and the picture isnt a FAKE / edited by photoshop or any other software

It belonged to the 1920s, a village in China. The girl was only 17. She came from a well off family, and with the power of money, she managed to get the boy of her dreams.

He was 19, and was quite popular among the girls given with his good looking face.

They were engaged, but the marriage wasn't consummated, or rather, the official wedding rituals were not performed yet, and the girl died from a high fever in 1922.

The boy had no wish to go through the traditional wedding rites for the dead, and he decided to run away and join the army.

But as mentioned, the girl came from a rich and powerful family, and her family members managed to get him back, and the boy was forced to attend the wedding rites with the dead girl.

The photo was taken in the early evening, when she was already dead for 6
days.

They had to prop her body up with a wooden plank, so as to hold her up.

Notice that her feet weren't touching the ground fully?

And also, the 2 rows of Chinese characters, one row was carved outwards,
which was said to be meant for the dead.

And the part really creepy is :

They said that if you were to stare at the photo longer, and if the girl were to smile back at you, bad things are said to befall on you.
This was because the boy wasn't willing to go through the rites.

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info on ghost marriage :

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_Ghost_Marriage

Went Home part 3

On the 5th day of my visit to my home town,,,

i met with my 2 loyal friends, been friends since we were in elementary
so, its already like,,,,
ermm,,

6 years elemantary, 3 years junior high, 3 years senior high, and 2 years in uni.

total like 14 years of friendship. LOL

it's Muliana and Fenadon. YAY !!!! <3
( at last !!! I get myself a driver to go out,,,,,, wakakaak )

we went to Paparonz pizza to have lunch, but unfortunately, i forgot to take a pic ~_~

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6th day,,,,,, nothing special, just every day routine

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7th day, the day ive been waiting for.

PORK SATAY and FRIED SUUN is coming to the house !!!!!! YES !!!!!!!!!

i asked my mom to order the food from Meme, it was as delicious as a sin,,,,,,,,, wakakak~
we ordered either 50 or 100 stick of this BABI,,,,,, cant seems to recall already >,<

and finished in,,

erm,,, 3 days if im not mistaken,,, LOL

( da** !!! forgot to take the suun picture,,, haiz,,, )

but, bad news coming........

in the 8th day, my grandma from my mom's side goes to hospital

to be continued

sorry guys,,,,,,,,, @_@

well,,

just wanna inform all my loyal readers that im sorry coz i havent updated my blog for quite long time

coz im so busy this day

doing assignment,

study for midterm,

doing my HSBC business plan competition ( yes i did,,, im joining that competition,, LOL )

going to class,

study for quizes,

eating,

sleeping,

playing,

going out with friends,

and,

well, you know,,, other common stuffs to do,,,
( you know that im just making up things for an excuse right ? LOL )

but, nevertheless,,, please keep viewing my blog coz i think i will update my blog soon~

of course with a proper content which i hoped could make u guys happy by reading it ^^

ciao~

p.s : the one joining the competition is true you know,,,
you believed me right ? RIGHT ??
~_~

Went Home part 2

The day after -went home part 1-

As usual, i woke up in the morning around 8 a.m

1st thing on my to-do list,,,,,, EAT !!! and PLAY !!!! ( mbauhahahaha !!! )

so, at the morning i ate :

Chicken Porridge

the best in town which is in Veteran Street,,, at "Bubur Ayam Titi" ( for me tho~ )

there, you can order additional side dishes such as "Pitan egg ala Banjar"

also grilled chicken, cakwe, etc

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Then, after finish eating,,, i play PS2 game all day long,,,

"Atelier Iris"

until,,,,,

another black out

DA** !!!!

its around 4-5 p.m

so,, i got nothing to do right,,,,

therefore, i ordered Soto but,,, ala Banjar

there are many kinds of Soto such as Soto Madura, Soto Makassar, Soto Bandung, etc

and Soto Banjar is another Banjarese specialty which i considered to be the best food in the world XD
( no joke !!! )



after that,, there's nothing special happened,,,

just family dinner at night,

chit-chat a bit, then go to sleep.

then tomorrow,,

another sad story of mine,,

another BLACK OUT,,,

which is another day of boredom without my fav PS2

p.s : the black colored text is a hyperlink, so feel free to click it, so that it can enrich your common knowledge.
and btw,, for recipe,, you can find it at wiki recipe here : http://recipes.wikia.com/wiki/Recipes_Wiki

today's stupid moment AGAIN !!!

today,,,

me and my friend just join an assignment group with another student from my psychology class with a Mongolian and Chinese ( Malaysian )

then, after the class finish, we discussed about the assignment right,,

after discussing the assignment, the Chinese one,,, his name is CK ( dunnow what does it stands for @_@ ) asked me,,,

CK : "You,,,,"

Cutting his word, i answered his question :

Me : Yes,, I'm "yin ni hua qiao"*

CK : English,,,,

Cutting his word again,, i answered the question :

Me : Yes, I'm good with english,,,

then, he said :

CK : No,,, i mean,,,, what is your name ?

GUBRAKKKK !!!!!!!!!!!!!! really is a stupid moment~

explanation :

usually, when Chinese ( Malaysian ) saw me, they always asked me whether am i an Indonesian ?

then, did my parents mix ? ( Chinese married with Malay race ) or am I pure chinese ?

and stuffs related with race,,,

so, thats why when he opened his mouth saying "You,,,"

I answered that I'm "yin ni hua qiao" which means that I'm a pure chinese, its just that I lived in Indonesia.

then,,, when he said "English", i thought that he asked me whether can or can't I speak in English fluently.

thats why i anwered like that,,,,,

hahaha,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

really2 is stupid moment,,,,

then after that, we ( my friends and I ) went home right,,,

and he kept talking about that stupid moment all the time,,

he said that at the begining of the conversation,, he did asked me what is my name,,

but somehow,,, i didnt heard that,,,,,,,

haiz,,,

one accident leads to another

STUPID MOMENT !!!

@_@

well,,

recently in Japan, there's a new trend going on,,,,,,

which i think rather weird,,,

here is the pic :

yes ladies and gentleman,,,

they are doing some kind of "shinto" ceremony to their laptop @_@

this ceremony is held at Kanda-Myojin shrine in Tokyo, Japan

which the purpose is to bring a divine protection from malware, hard disk failure, and our worst enemy,,,

THE BLUE SCREEN !!!!!!




and it seems that they also accept purification rituals on computers, electronic devices and even a new blog !!!

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who would like their blogs being purified ?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!!!

In this opportunity,,,

i would like to say

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAD !!!!!



wishing you all the best in this very best day

i wish for a good health

i wish for a smooth run in business

i wish so that you could be a better dad, husband, and role model

i wish we, your kids, loving you more and more each day,,

i wish for every good things that i can possible think for,,,

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best wishes
and LOVE

by,
your child

today's stupid moment

just now,,,,,

i was feeling SOOOO,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Stupid,,,,,,,

here's the story :

few minutes ago, I asked my friend to go watch cinema

m = Me
f = Friend's of mine

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m : eh,,, btw,,, later want watch cinema or not ?

f : nope,,, at night not free

(me in my head : what the ??? since when we can get free ticket to cinema ????)

m : can watch free cinema meh ? i dunnow bout that,,

f : huh?

m : u said at night not free,,,
then, can we get a free ticket ? at another time,,,,

f : no la,,, hahaa
i said at night im not free

m : owhhhh,,,,,,,,,, lmao

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and the conversation continues,,,

and the questions is :

is there anyone thinking the way i think ?

that the word "free" at the beginning is refer to money ? instead of time ?

if you did,,,,, then,,,, can we conclude that human is a cheap creature ?

Went Home part 1

At last,,,,,,

the holiday is ended,,,
and im in Malaysia now continuing my study~

and this post,,, i think i want to share what happened to me last Holiday

after a long waiting at the airport,,, i arrived at Syamsudin Noor Airport - Banjarmasin

well,, since the last time i went there,, i see some changes in that airport,,

its getting BIGGER !!! nice progress for a small town,,,
( hehe~ )

i arrived at my home around 10 p.m ~ and im as tired as hell,,,

so, i didnt do much,,,,

only met the family member and distribute some souvenir to them, then went to sleep.

the next day,,,,

i grab the nicest "Lontong Banjar" in town in Depot Sahabat which located in front of my house at Haryono MT street.

( awww,,,, im starting to miss this food again ~_~ )

this is surely one of the BEST FOOD that Banjar could offer,,,,

its simply DELICIOUS !!!

when u go to Banjarmasin, it gotta be on your TO DO LIST !!!

then, i went to my relative wedding party at that night,,,,

CONGRATULATION TO ce CINDY and HUSBAND !!
( i forgot the groom's name XD wkaka~ )

( some pictures taken during the wedding XD )

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then, the next day, it was Kathina

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Kathina is a Buddhist festival which comes at the end of vassa, the three-month rainy season retreat for Theravada Buddhists. The season during which a monastery may hold a 'Kathina' festival is one month long, beginning after the full moon of the eleventh month in the Lunar calendar (usually October). In order to hold a 'Kathina', a monastery must have had five monks in residence during the retreat period and only those who were present for the entire retreat are eligible to receive the robe cloth offered.

It is a time of giving, for the laity to express gratitude to monks. Lay Buddhists bring donations to temples, especially new robes for the monks.

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so, i intended to go to Vihara / Buddha Temple at the morning,,,

and i planned to go there with my little brother using a motorcycle.

but we were kindda late wakin up XD,,

so, william is using the 3rd floor bathroom, while im using the 2nd floor bathroom,
so that we can make it in time.

but somehow,,,

he finished 1st,,, and

HE LEFT ME !!!!

CURSE LOVE YOU WILLIAM !!! ( my bro's name )

so, im using an "Ojek" as my transportation
( some kind of taxi, but in a form of motorcycle )

and talking about picture,,,

unfortunately,,, i cant take any picture because i was busy the whole time helping in there as a committee.
( im a regular in there as a helper in many occasions )

then after the ceremony is over, i went home.

and one problem occurred......

its never been solved for many years.

a BLACK OUT !!!!

zzzzz.......

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end of part 1

BORINGGG,,,, !!!!

OMG !!!

thats all i can say,,,

this morning, everything run so smooth,,,,

nothing happened, until i arrived at Surabaya - Indonesia

here's the story :

Today, i planned to go back to my home town "Banjarmasin" straight away after arrived at Surabaya.

so,, i went to the airlines counter to ask whether do they have a flight to Banjarmasin or not.

1st airline counter : Lion Air + Wings Air

me : ermm,, what is the
earliest flight to banjarmasin ?

counter : so sorry, its sold out already.
(me replying in my head : WT* !!!! how could it happened ?)

then, i go to the 2nd airline counter : Adam Air

after queue for a while
me : ermm,, do you have a
flight to banjarmasin ?

counter : sorry, we dont have a flight to banjarmasin.
( me in my head again : DA** IT !!!! )

then, to the 3rd counter : Mandala Airlines

queue again,,,,,

then,,,

me : ermm,, do you have a
flight to banjarmasin ?

counter : sorry, full already
( me in my head again : WHAT ??? FULL ?? AGAIN ?? )

then to the 4th counter : Sriwijaya Airlines

me : ermm,, do you have a
flight to Banjarmasin ?

counter : yes we do
me in my head : ( AT LAST !!!! )

me : erm,,, what is the
earliest flight ?

counter : 7 p.m

me : dont you have earlier
flight ?

me in m y head : ( WT* !!!! its 12 noon now,,,, so it means that
i have to wait for 7 hours in this bloddy airport )

counter : unfortunately, our flight to Banjarmasin is once a day only, and
for today is 7 p.m

me : okay,,,,,,,,,

ermm,,, how much is the ticket ?

counter : 875,000 Rupiah one way
me in my head : WT* !!!!!! it is bloddy expensive,,,,, in ringgit it
cost around RM 380, while the normal price is around 1/2 of it.

me : wait for a while k,,,

then i called my mom and tell her the price... and she was also as surprised as me,,, XD

so, she asked my sister to call some travel agent to get a cheaper price.

well, its worth a try tho~ but unfortunatelly, she still cant get a cheaper flight either.

so again, i go to the 5th counter,, queue2,,,,,,,

M : do u have a flight to Banjarmasin ?

C : sorry,, full already

then,,, no other choices, Sriwijaya Airlines then.

so i went to the ATM centre, since i didnt bring any Rupiah cash.

there are 5 ATM machines there.

-BCA bank
-Mandiri bank
-BII bank
-Lippo bank
-Niaga bank

1st, i go to BII bank, i withdraw 1,000,000 rupiah.
then,, suddenly,,,,

sorry, transaction can not be processed.

hhhh,,,,,,, another trouble ??? S**T !!!

then go to the 2nd ATM machine : Lippo Bank

same goes to this ATM, my transaction can not be proceed.

then queue for while to the 3rd ATM machine : BCA bank

again !!! same things happened....

then, frustratedly, i walk to the next ATM machine : Niaga Bank

and i guess that same thing would happened again....

but somehow,, it works !!
( AHHH,,,,, THANK GOD !!!! )

so i pay the ticket,, and go straight to the lounge to refresh my self while playing my laptop.

and somehow,,,,,,,,,, another bad things happened

i just realized that the electric socket in Indonesia and in Malaysia is different !!!!

in Indonesia the electric socket is with 2 holes, and in Malaysia, there are 3 holes,,,

so,, it wont fit in !!!

my gosh !!!!!!!

so, i cant play my laptop, and instead of using my laptop, im using this crappy computer which is provided by the lounge to blog ~_~

(and im wondering what will i do in this 7 hours of boredom ??? )

well,, thats basically what happened to me till now~

and i think thats it for now, i want to have lunch,,,, im hungry now~

see u later,,,
ciao~

Home Town

At last,,,,,,,,,

ive finish my final exam, and its time for holiday !!!

wait for me home town~
and guess what,,,, I'm updating my blog at LCCT now,,,
( giggling... )

sitting at Cafe Espresso lounge at the waiting room.

aside from that, i believe that there are many of you still doesnt know where my cave home town is.

so, this time, i would like to use this chance to introduce my home town to you reader,,,

i lived in a capital city of Kalimantan Selatan / South Borneo, Indonesia.

the city name is Banjarmasin. ( click to refer to wikipedia )

its famous for its monkey !!! floating market and its FOOD !!!!!!

to be honest, i dont really give a da*n care with its monkey, floating market and the other stuffs, but the food here is totally rox !!!

so, ill bring a lot of pic of my journey to hell home town later on ^^

meeting hell keeper parents, annoying lovely bro and sis, and the other friends.

well,, i cant continue to blog since the time is up, i gotta go to the plane ~

ciao guys~

hello kitty,,,,, AGAIN ????

hahaha,,,,,

sanrio really is commercializing Hello Kitty to much, even to the extend where it wasn't suited with the product.

like the one we seen below,, hello kitty anti software and firewall

well,,, this time,,,
the product is TOTALLY MEN !!! and the result somehow _____________
( fill it with ur own words )

haha,, lemme show u the pic :

and if noticed,, even the soldier using all pink suit + hello kitty helmet

its just,,,,

how to say ?

ermm,,,
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gay ? is it ?

( limited vocab sure makes me can't curse to the extend where i wanted to used it )

p.s : i get this from goggle a while ago, but
im not sure whether it is edited with photoshop or not @_@

No Name - 終於 2.5

Still,,,, my fever for "No Name" is still fresh and burning,,,,
( you know im exaggerating right ? )

and again,,, i want to make "No Name" fans happy by uploading his newest album ; 終於 2.5
( especially my blog reader of course,,, LOL )

so here we go :



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have fun listening to his song ^^

enjoy~

and also thx to
Burgundy KY iChinese Music | MP3 for uploadng this album ^^

p.s : it would be better to open this post in a new window,,
the loading of the playlist will be a lot faster

Obama vs Mc Cain

well,,, since this debate about Obama vs Mc Cain is really2 HOT in the air,,,,

especially after the P and VP debate a few days ago,,,

and, for those who havent seen it yet, you can go to youtube, and watch the video.

well it is a little bit long,,,

around 1 hour,,,, hahahaha~

here is the Presidential Debate :




and here is the VP :




and,,, for a fun purpose,,, i think we should do a mini election
haha !

so, i hoped u guys will participate in this election ^^

here we go :

Help joengwenk win a share of $5,000.
Who do you support?

Obama/Biden
McCain/Palin

Powered by plurk.com

and you can gives comment about Palin, Obama, Mc Cain, or whatever at the comments sections.

YOUR CHOICE WILL DETERMINE THE DESTINY OF AMERICA !!!

VOTE FOR FUN !!!

LET'S SEE HOW AMERICA COLLAPSE !!

No Name - Slowly Love

I've been looking for him for quite some times already,

and yesterday i found his album somehow !!

not trying to be gay or whateverm but,

I'M lovin It !!!!

he's good looking, nice song, nice voices,,, its just perfect !!! XD

so i guess ill share it with you guys,,, hoped you like it too~

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enjoy~

You were Born to be Loved

2 Days ago, i watched one youtube video which really touches my heart somehow with no reasons.

Its about a girl name Yoo Ye Eun, a blind 5 years old kid.
who has a perfect pitch and became a pianist prodigy.

she becomes popular when she entered some talent competition in Korea, here is the video :

at 1st, I didnt fell anything special towards this kid, because ive seen so many amazing people with amazing talents, even they are disable.

but, about the end, in the last 4 - 5 minutes, she sang "You were born to be loved" while playing the piano.
and somehow,, with no reasons,, my tears flowing out
( a bit only of course,,, XP )

well, she sang it a bit only tho~

so, i try to find the whole song, and turns out that there are actually so many version of this song,
from ballad, O2jam version, chinese version, and so on,,,

but, my fav is the ballad version from Lee Soo Young.

here it is :



lyrics :

Tangsi-neun　sarang ba-tgi-wi-hae　tae-o-nan saram
Tangsi-neui　sal-seo-ge-so　keu　 sarang-bat-geo　itji-yo

Tangsi-neun　sarang ba-tgi-wi-hae　tae-o-nan saram
Tangsi-neui　sal-seo-ge-so　keu　 sarang bat-geo　itji-yo

Tae-cheo-bu-to　si-chak-dwen　ha na-ni-me　sarang-eun
Uri-an　manna-meul　teong-hae　yol -mae-leul　dat-go

Tangsi-ni　i-se-sange　cheon-je- hammeu-reo　in-hae
Uri-ge　olmana　keun　kibbeu-mi　t we-neun-ji

Tangsi-neun　sarang bat-gi-wi-hae　tae-o-nan saram
Chigeum-deo　keu　sarang　bat-geo -itji-yo

Tangsi-neun　sarang bat-gi-wi-hae　tae-o-nan saram
Chigeum-deo　keu　sarang　bat-geo -itji-yo

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You are born to be loved,

and you are receiving that love in your life now.

You are born to be loved,

and you are receiving that love in your life now.

Our love that started from the beginning of the time,

Produce fruit trough our meeting.

Because of your existence in this world,

You are a great joy to us.

You are born to be loved,

and you are receiving that love in your life now.

You are born to be loved,

and you are receiving that love in your life now.

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enjoy~

thw WAR is begin !!!!!!!!!!!!!!~

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HELLO KITTY !?!?!?!?

few days ago,, i found something which is quite surprising,,,

i was OMG !!!

they have hello kitty antivirus and firewall ??

its just,,, well,,, hello kitty always associated with kids right ? toys, anime, and stuffs related to gals.

and suddenly they are making "geek thingy" !!!

it makes me doubt the performance SO MUCH ,,, ~_~

anyone ever tried ? anyone ? haloo ?

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well,,,,, i guess not,,, hahaha~

Oktober 1st 2008

To those whoever celebrate hari raya, i wish u guys all the best ^^~

and sorry if lets say i did some mistake to any of you in this whole year

Believe me !! i didnt meant to do that purposely

best wishes from me,

~joE

p.s : from now on, you can search upon my post by tags, hehe~

AMAZING X RAY !!!

well, as we all knows, X-ray isnt something new for us,,,
it shows the things inside our body.

and thanks to X-ray, many people is saved,,, from a grief danger,,,,

such as :

Luo Cuifen, a chinese from china shocked when she saw a blood coming from his urine, from the X-ray doctor found 23 needles inside of her body ( OMG !! ). Some say this things happened because of her grandma, she wanted a male grandchildren, but since the things didnt turn out as she pleased, she tried to kill her,,, ~_~ such lame excuse isnt it ?

Jin Guangying never thought that his uncured headache is caused by this one bloddy bullet inside of his head. And amazingly,, this one bullet had been staying at his head for 64 years, until they took it out last year at April. He was a soldier at that time, fighting at World War II, guess a running bullet really is dangerous isnt it ?


did u see a bit of distracting face inside of that body ? ~_~
but, since the body is a duck, its not a big deal isnt it ? wkwkwk~


guess what ? 6 nails on someone's head !! shooted from a nail gun,,
( the boss really should "fired" the guy who "fired" that guy !!!~ )
luckily,, hes alive tho~ and fully cured,,,
THX doctor !!


6 inch scisor for surgery found in Pat Skinner's stomach ( Australian ), reasons why ?
easy,,, the doctor forgot to take the scisor back after they finish their operation / surgery.
and it stayed inside of her body for 18 months until she had another surgery,, LOL


well, it seems that our prisoner really missed a girl and women,, they ar able to swalow all of those metal2 things so that they can go out to hospital ( and perhaps run away maybe ? LOL )
this picture is came from MALAYSIA !!! wkwk~

MALAYSIA BOLEH !!!!

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guess thats all for today ^^~

and for MMU student !! we will face our final exam soon !!! 1 more week to go T_T
so, let us do our best to pass ok ? hahahax~

p.s : the source of this post is taken from Mahasampati Cetiya blog

Red Cliff

Yesterday, i just watched Red Cliff : The Romance of The Three Kingdom part 1

well, most people didnt know where is Red Cliff, but when they heard Battle of Chibi,
they will surely know....
( especially he/she who played Dynasty Warrior and Romance of Three Kingdom from PS, PS2, PS3, and computer games )

it was one of the most decisive battle ever in the history !!!
( if you read the novel and play the game tho~ )

and as a fan of Samkok / Romance of the Three Kingdom, i found this movie a bit disappointing.
a lot of details missing from the story,,,

like the way Zhou Yu trying to show his army off when Zhuge Liang come visit him,,

then, the story how Zhuge Liang make Zhou Yu vomit blood,,, HA HA !!!

how Zhuge collect thousands of arrow,,

then, how .... bla bla bla,,,,, ( just make it short so that you wont fell bored with this post,, LOL )


but overall,,, i can say this movie isnt that bad,,, i can give this movie 3.5 over 5
hehe~

guess,,, thats all i can say in this post.

see u around later~

Ampang Medikal is Gray's Anatomy

hahaha,,,,,,

last night,,, i saw Ampang Medikal commercial,,,

and guess what,,,

ROFLMAO ( Rolling on The Floor Laughing My Ass Off )

here is S01 episode 1 part 1 to give u some idea:



and today, since im a lil bit free,, i look up looking for some info about this ampang medikal

( buahaha,,,,, the name is so uncool,,, AMPANG MEDIKAL !!! wakakka )

and i found that this TV show is a Grey's Anatomy imitation...

here is the comparison:


familiar ladies and gentleman ?
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here is some critics from various source :

"Bloggers have criticized Ampang Medikal for being a "painful rip-off of sorts" from its Cliché lines, unconvincing acting, and most notably its glaring similarities to Grey's Anatomy. For example the lead role being an intern. Also the failed attempt to re-create McDreamy™ + Alex Karev by casting Mohd Fazlie Abdul Rahim (as Dr Jeffrey Dato' Sulaiman ) which in turn ends up disastrously, Dr Jeffery was nicknamed McRempit™ by a blogger for his interest in motorcycles (and him constantly holding a helmet by his side) and his aggressive attitude in pursuing women.

There has also been surprise for Ampang Medikal has been actually been renewed for its second season even though its barely through its second episode at this time."

another one :

"Now we have something equivalent but only with substandard 'slow' dialogues, less than desirable looking actors, idiotic expressions, irritating voices, limited intelligence and last but not least, highly insulting to the cast of Grey's.

How can such an idiotic bunch of actors even think that they can emulate the stars of Grey's Anatomy?

What were the producers thinking or were they thinking at all since they are without a doubt, Malaysians!"

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buahaha,,,,,,, cute isnt it ?

and here i got a bit of the script :

well,,, malaysia boleh isnt it ?

how to see BOOBS / ( . )( . )

P.S : THIS POST CONTAIN NUDITY !!!!!! but censored tho~ HAHA !!

last post was a bit serious wasnt it ?

so in this post, i would like to post something a fun,,,

well, especially fun for the boys tho~ ahahahah

I found a website which were able to predict the size / shape etc of gurls BOOBS from their name.

and i found that,,, well,,,

quite accurate,,,,,, LOL

well,,, i'll show you one example

i bet every boy here knows Maria Ozawa / 小澤マリア a.ka. Miyabi / みやび right ?

therefore, im using her as our guinea pig,,, HAHA !!

here is her real picture :

and here is the result after input :

( do click the image to see the full size )

and is u see the full pic, u can see that i put a box on a few japanese characters, that characters is miyabi name in japanese.

quite accurate isnt it ?

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and since im a kind hearted person, i will give you the name of the website.

here you go :
http://ohpai.com/


WARNING !!!!!!

DON'T YOU EVER TRIED USING YOUR GIRL FRIENDS NAME !!!!

IT MAY CAUSE BIG DISAPPOINTMENT, HEART ATTACK AND SHOCK !!!

HAHA !!! ~

p.s : this post and website that i give in this post is for fun only
i hoped that this post wont offend anybody,,,
and if it really did, then i apologized for it,,, deeply,,,